There once was a blog. And it was this one. It was about stuff. All kinds of stuff. And everyone loved it.
Moffat: Okay, so, for this scene, the Doctor needs to be dangling from the bottom of the TARDIS, several stories off the ground. We're gonna get you a stunt double, Matt, so don't worry about-
Matt: I want to do it.
Matt: I want to hang off the TARDIS myself, no stunt double.
Moffat: Matt, it's not exactly safe, we can't use really any wiring for that, so it's not advisable-
Matt: No! I want to do it myself! This is the 50th, man! No holding back! Will David be watching?
Moffat: Well, it's possible-
Matt: Let's do this, no stunt double.
My hair just gave birth to an ant. Out of nowhere, an ant came out of my hair. He is now my ant and his name is Charles. Charles now lives on my homework.